Boogers

How come no one can tell me what boogers smell like?

Weird-Cute

Weird-Cute is the term I use to describe people who I find attractive, but I'm not completely sure why, because they're also kind of weird looking. Zach Braff is the empitome of this phenomenon. Lately, however, I've been meeting a lot of people that I find weird-cute. I would never admit to my friends that I thought these people were cute, only because my friends would say "no way, he's weird-looking" and I would have to agree.

On its face, this term is appears to be an extreme contraditction. But it really isn't... sometimes things that are weird can also be very cool, like the show Arrested Development. So, it's not completely contradictory to say something is weird-cute, because both words can be reconciled to create someting awesome.

I guess it's logical to assume that girls can be weird-cute, too. If they can be, then I'm worried I fit in that category. On the other hand, people who are downright hot still beat the hell out of people who are weird-cute. My hot bofriend Mickey beats every weird-cute man I've ever seen.